@GingerHotDish: I was going to eat a salad today, but then I remembered I’m not a rabbit.
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@djdarrellripley: Me: I forbid you to go! Her: What was that? Me: You heard me! I said, "I'd really appreciate it if you'd reconsider!"
@JediGigi: Boss: I need you to come into work at 7 instead of 9 tomorrow. Me: Can't. Boss: Why? Me: I'll be asleep until 8:30.
@CollegeDotLife: College is forcing yourself to eat food before it goes bad because you spent $4.99 on blueberries when you were into health for a hot sec