@GingerHotDish: I was going to eat a salad today, but then I remembered I’m not a rabbit.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Dr: What are some of your hobbies? "I like correcting factual inaccuracies in women's jokes on Twitter" Dr: (writing) Not sexually active.
@WheelTod: People who say the book is always better than the movie: have you ever actually read "Debbie Does Dallas?"
@charliedelta7: I like taking my cats out for a drive to show them roadkill so they know what will happen if they ever leave me.