@GingerHotDish: I was going to eat a salad today, but then I remembered I’m not a rabbit.
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@AlexvanBeek: Cats that run under your legs display the same genius as someone walking into traffic.
@Lisa_Laughs_: fortune cookie- You will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: LOL THAT'S SO YOU!
@MomOnFire: Hahahaha, no I’m not pregnant, I “eat for two” everyday. Enjoy your last summer on Earth, neighbor, you have made a vengeful enemy.