@JesKeepSwimming: I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives.
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@aeharder: The efficient part about falling asleep on the toilet at work is that inevitably someone who had beans for lunch will come and wake you.
@MarfSalvador: Him: Wanna see my prison tats? Her: Ooh ok I like bad boys Him: This one *lifts shirt* is of Alcatraz. It was built in 1934 and closed in
@LoveNLunchmeat: No thanks Ice Bar. If anyone wants to get me inside a freezer they're gonna have to murder me first.
@TragicAllyHere: I read a description of my personality and it warned that I should be careful not to let myself fall into “hermit mode” and I’m like hermit mode sounds awesome how do I unlock hermit mode