@TheHistoryBook: "I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.." - Super Mario
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@sad_tree: *paramedic holds me as a I lay dying* ME: Tell my family.. all I ever wanted..was a robot butler PM: With a top hat? ME: Of course you idiot
@Brianhopecomedy: I texted my wife with "ROTFHAHA" & she replied with "LMAO" so I don't think she understands that I'm having a heart attack.
@DanMentos: Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto