@TheHistoryBook: "I was gonna go and save the princess, but then I got high.." - Super Mario
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@NervousJr: my drafts folder is a lot like all of my exes. they totally made sense in my head at the time, but now I cringe when I look at them.
@sofarrsogud: BUFFALO: I was only a kid. I showed Dad my report card. He smiled, hugged me and said 'good bison'. I never saw him agai...oh, ok I see now
@LoveNLunchmeat: Of all the millions and trillions of literary devices, hyperbole is my favorite.