@AnkCoupleTO: I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah
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@robfee: If the ESPN Fantasy Football app were slower and unreliable it would be playing quarterback for the Bears.
@ThatDudeF: Telling our kids we were born before the Internet is going to be the new 'I walked to school in the snow without shoes'
@iAmDelFreaky: Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.