@AnkCoupleTO: I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah
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@shariv67: It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again.
@daemonic3: [grocery shopping] "Actually it should be 15 items or FEWER" I'll fix that sir [grabs mic] CUSTOMER NEEDS HELP FINDING EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS
@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.