@AnkCoupleTO: I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah
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@markhoppus: I hooked my fidget spinner up to my vape pen and The Millennials crowned me King of Avocado Toast
@JohnLyonTweets: My rum-raisin cake is gluten free. It's also raisin free. And cake free. OK it's just rum.
@FredPollack: Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service.