@AnkCoupleTO: I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah
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@Mikecanrant: In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say "you throw like a girl".
@david8hughes: [donating blood] "You're looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?" "No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."
@heidi420x: I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid.