@1Happytwit: I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent.
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@HallpassCanada: Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape.
@KingRainhead: I thought "ghosting" was when you slowly tricked someone you didn't like into thinking their apartment was haunted until they moved far away
@Sickayduh: [Phone rings] Babysitter: Hello? Dude: Dont. Go. Upstairs. Babysitter: Wha.. What's upstairs? Dude: NOT MUCH, STAIRS, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU