@1Happytwit: I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent.
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@montgomaryrock: Give a man a six pack and he'll drink for a day. Give him a 24 pack and he'll drink for a day.
@UnFitz: Her: What's your fantasy? Me: It involves peanut butter... Her: Mmmm. Where would you like me to put it? Me: *hands her bread*
@brownbear952: Try and tell me about your cleanse and I will whip out my pocket bacon and eat it right in front of you.