@Swishergirl24: I was hoping to lose weight when I quit drinking, but it turns out that's not how pregnancy works.
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@dafloydsta: [job interview] "Tell me a strength." I'm a decision maker. "Excellent. How about a weakness?" I'm a bad decision maker.
@OpenClassMX: If I say I love you, don't read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too.
@SortaBad: "..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?