@gavinpivott: I was in a flash mob once. We'd mainly just hold people at gunpoint until they updated their Adobe.
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@mortimermaiden: Friend: *sees my new tattoo of dogs kissing* Whoa! Is that permanent?! Me: Yup. Friend: Wow. What's it mean? Me: It means I can't remove it.
@Jen_says_nah: Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn 'what's wrong?' Its not gonna answer ya.