@mina_baileyy: I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
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@SteveSuckington: Fantasy football is just Dungeons and Dragons for the people who used to beat up the people who played Dungeons and Dragons.
@AmericanGent69: If someone insults you, the best revenge is to just ignore them and pretend it never bothered you. Although arson works too.
@SortaBad: *walks into library* "Excuse me, where are your books about asking librarians out on dates?"