@kelkulus: I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
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@Playing_Dad: [At job interview] Manager: So, do you have any questions about the job? Me: Yeah, can I have it?
@OfficeofSteve: If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart
@BadassBarbie11: Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.