@kelkulus: I was in a serious relationship once. We never even smiled.
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@Sickayduh: [First date] "Ok. Don't let her know you're just 40 squirrels in human clothes" "You said that out loud"
@warhorse76: If she runs away I will pursue her. But since she possesses superior footspeed and cardio I may have to borrow someone's bicycle.
@thezwickers3: In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in.
@CakeThrottle: My young nephew said that people with glasses should only be able to marry other people with glasses. He's like a tiny Republican senator.