@Phoebetate: I was just accosted by a small child riding shotgun in a shopping cart yelling "why you ain't got no babies?"I bet my father in law paid her
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@patnspankme: Dentist: Mike, you really don't need to get undressed when you get in the chair. Me: Oh, no, it's no problem really. I don't mind.