@CatherineLMK: I was just outsmarted by a revolving door but sure, I'll be your baby's godmother.
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@Dawn_M_: I wrote "except zombies" on my welcome mat so I know I'll be safe during a zombie apocalypse.
@SeanINCypress: Bad news is I'm not fluent in Starbucks. Good news is I ordered a skinny Latin, and Marc Anthony is a real sweetheart.
@pickupIines: are you my appendix because i don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out