@SirFlushaLot: I was kicked out of mime school once. I hadn't put the safety lock on and my finger guns went off. The whole class took cover in their boxes
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@LaceyNycole: Girl: I can't wait to have kids! I babysit so I pretty much know what it's like to be a parent. It'll be easy. Me: *laughs for 20 minutes*
@T_Bonezzz: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier
@RidiculousSheri: I know you're the instructor but I've seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!