@samfromks: I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana.
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@RobDenBleyker: If a woman asks you to guess her age, always subtract 10 years from your estimate. IMPORTANT: Do NOT do this if she's in her early twenties.
@Spaziotwat: I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper