@samfromks: I was left alone for 3 hours and I almost cut my hand off trying to open a banana.
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@SteveKoehler22: When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" And she answers "No, who wrote it?" .... Keep moving.
@TheDreamGhoul: "you're breaking up with me, here? and now?!" "it's just not working out" *both continue pedaling tandem bicycle in silence*
@FrogAvalanche: [two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain] "Hi." "Hi. U look familiar. Were u on A3564β before it went supernova?" "Yes." "U still owe me $20."
@ValeeGrrl: I take it personally when the UPS guy drops off a package for my neighbors but doesn't bring me one.