@Dutch_50: I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it.
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@TheMichaelRock: We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played.
@bea_ker: "Did you guys see me get so mad I flipped a table?" Yes Tony, we saw it. You're 46. You have to stop taking your skateboard to restaurants.
@Brianhopecomedy: If I applied for a job at the Vatican & they asked for my references I'd say, "Contact Him" while pointing up. HOW COULD I NOT GET THE JOB.