@Dutch_50: I was offering free mammograms in the company parking lot long before my employer was doing it.
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@doccy_style: Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they're concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
@garrettn: Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.
@nowarranty: If I say, "Don't worry, I'm on it," there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch.