@ericonederful: I was on a date and my credit card got declined. Her credit card got declined too. Then I knew I was in love.
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@OddMarc: If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends.
@torrami: My favorite thing about single people is how they champion being single till they like someone then they transform into a hypocritcalpotamus
@Robert_Beau: Mom asked me if I would pick up some things for her at the 'Dime Store', great, now I've got to go all the way to the 70s.