@DanLaMorte: I was on a date with a girl and she said "did you notice my finger nails?" And I was like "yes" and she was like "well I have no arms"
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@korryduke: Do you smell smoke? I always say that when I fart. It makes people take a deep breath.
@TheBlessMess: My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture.
@shutupmikeginn: [ear is bleeding for 3 days straight] hmm better keep an eye on that. [laptop slow for one second] i gotta run AdWare & antivirus right now