@MaraWritesStuff: I was only mildly famous in the '90s but vaccinate your kids
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@Aman93deep: My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped.
@KeetPotato: [bono dressed as magician] "think of a song any song" purple haze "right n- no, a U2 song" oh ok um.. elevation? "ok now.. check your phone"
@DoreyZoe: My next door neighbour just accused me of stealing clothes from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants
@fro_vo: presidents day is just a holiday created by "Big President" to get us to buy more presidents