@MaraWritesStuff: I was only mildly famous in the '90s but vaccinate your kids
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@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?
@KyleMcDowell86: [old couple feeding ducks in the park] "Nothing could ruin this Edna" *I scare all the ducks away, punch the old man and steal their bread
@SharkJelly: "Hey honey" *drags a cigarette* "have you ever" *drinks some scotch* "slept with a guy" *sucks a lollipop* "with three arms?"