@Darlainky: I was out of tanning oil once, so I used PAM® Cooking Spray. The tan didn't stick.
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@EJGomez: *slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR
@CMHorrocks: These racing car drivers are making a lot of pit stops. You'd think they would have went before the race.
@notfaizzy: waiter: what would you like to order, sir? me: a naked salad, please. waiter: ... me: you know, no dressing.