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@iAmDelFreaky: I was overcharged by a plumber!

So, I've been secretly training a gorilla to roll barrels at people.

Tomorrow, we're kidnapping his girl.

I was overcharged by a plumber!

So, I’ve been secretly training a gorilla to roll barrels at people.

Tomorrow, we’re kidnapping his girl.

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