@MiSsSnObBy: I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular....
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@gentilecoont: Sorry I conned your kid out of their Chuck E Cheese tickets. Maybe try not raising a sucker. Now excuse me, I have a sweet toy to play with.
@Amusitr0n: Pizza Hut Employee: I'm sorry but we don't deliver bog grass. I'm not even sure what that is. Moose: [incoherent bellowing]
@tnylgn: If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal.