@MiSsSnObBy: I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular....
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@Fickle_Filly: Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me if I wanted to go clubbing.
@KalvinMacleod: BLACK WIDOW: help I think my husband is dead 911: did u murder him? BLACK WIDOW: uh 911: ma'am BLACK WIDOW: *quietly hangs up the phone*
@platinum2000: "If you're pregnant you can't get pregnant, the same goes for getting arrested, can you lick this?" I ask, trying to roll a joint in cuffs.
@lisaxy424: My parents are replacing a toilet in the house I grew up in, so now it's just some potty that I used to know. Thanks for following.