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@MiSsSnObBy: I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular....
@blatchfordnews: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you.
@bencoffeehall: I have learned to accept that my parents are "Santa," but I still have no idea how they get to all those other houses.
@secondofhername: The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La.
Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me.
@jazmasta: You can use your cat as a towel. There's no specific laws against it.
@mynameshank: WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake.