@thejakeshenry: I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.
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@AmishPornStar1: My weight loss plan is to skip breakfast and lunch... And then eat seven dinners.
@robdelaney: Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: You think if I tell my dad "30 is the new 20" he'll start paying all my bills for me again like he did 10 years ago?