@thejakeshenry: I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.
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@CulturedRuffian: I just want the confidence of my grandpa in church taking a call from the pharmacy on speaker phone to confirm his Viagra prescription.
@vanderwangwe: Her: I want to have your babies. Me: You'll have to wait until they get off from school.
@xysist: Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.