@thejakeshenry: I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni.
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@realbjdunne: SHIP DESIGNER: The Titanic is so luxurious—it has 4,057 sinks! *three months later* SHIP DESIGNER: 4,058
@donni: I told the 8 clowns in a tiny cop car to "clown arrest me! Take me to clown jail!" And they did. Bail has been set at 150 banana cream pies.
@KimmyMonte: HEY TWITTER IF I WANTED 10,000 CHARACTERS THAT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN I WOULD START WATCHING GAME OF THRONES