@Black__Elvis: I was raised by my grandfather clock because my biological clock was never there.
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@causticbob: I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'
@Donna_McCoy: Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers.
@tastefactory: PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord BRB - Burn Religious Books TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi