@JD_Barney: I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"
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@AimeeHelene1: If you ever see me wearing anything fur lined or faux fur, please punch the person I'm with in the face. I've been kidnapped & need saved!!
@RoxiieHart: Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.
@TheTweetOfGod: Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?
@aneesa_p: Shout out to authentic Indian restaurants that encourage eating using only the hands. They don't give a fork.