@GrabTheWEness: I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa.
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@Donna_McCoy: You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving.
@slennonhugs: once while i was camping in Florida a raccoon got in my car and long story short if you see a raccoon driving a 97 Saturn Wagon DM me
@DeanB15: Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you.
@jake_likes_naps: *catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*