@DamienFahey: I was really moved by The Great Gatsby. Specifically, to the theater showing Iron Man 3.
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@causticbob: If you have a choice between ugly or fat, remember this. You can turn the lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
@GrumpyComments: By the time you finish reading this tweet, you will be slightly closer to death than you were before. I hope it was worth it.
@thatUPSdude: My friend told me his wife talks a lot in her sleep "I know" was probably not the right answer