@mattZillaaaa: I was really upset today but then a friend said "don't be upset" so now I'm not upset anymore
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@maddyalou: Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless
@thedad: DOCTOR: How often do you exercise? ME: 3 times DOCTOR: A week? A month? ME: I have given my answer
@Lilbyrdy: My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her.
@KeetPotato: oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? "yes, and?" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?