@KKBowls: I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out.
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@thenatewolf: Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization.
@baconacid: Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
@decentbirthday: Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me
@o__0Dev: Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money.