@GensPlace: I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours.
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@KalvinMacleod: WIFE: Do you think men and women are just hardwired differently? ME [drinking a bottle of shampoo]: *bubble noises*
@protolalia: Me: You're kidnapping me? Where're we going? Can we feed my cats first? Is there a ransom? Cool van. My name- Him: Changed my mind. Get out.
@omgthatspunny: My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.