@iAmDelFreaky: I was sad to lose an arm wrestling match to a woman, but I felt better after I found out she was a man. Then sad again because we had sex.
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@lionprincessval: I can't come into work today *cough* I'm really sick. "Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?" *hangs up*
@treydayway: I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white.
@neiltyson: If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range.