@causticbob: I was so busy yesterday, my smart phone had 75% battery left at the end of the day.
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@goldengateblond: You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list.
@caliluvgirl77: If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work.