@causticbob: I was so busy yesterday, my smart phone had 75% battery left at the end of the day.
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@GlennWool: when the news anchor says "if you know anything about the crime please contact police" dont call the police and re-tell the news story
@ericsshadow: My wife spent two weeks deciding what color to paint the bathroom. I got a cat on my 9th birthday and named it Cat.
@SequelsWeWant: Legend of Tarzan 2: Tarzan meets other primates. He befriends them all. He teaches them to fight. It's a prequel to Planet of the Apes.