@causticbob: I was so busy yesterday, my smart phone had 75% battery left at the end of the day.
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@SuitableHolmes: Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car.
@PhilJamesson: Fortune Teller: I see a trip in your future Me [cancelling a week-long trip to Peru]: haha nope. wrong, idiot. [fall down stairs as I leave]
@MehrangizC: That awkward moment when both your knees are bruised, but all you did was gardening..