@eborg01: I'm at my most James Bond when I charge past the guards*, use my atomic laser**, and open the safe*** * 3 cats ** can opener *** catfood can

@1MeLrO: Blows you, kisses See proper punctuation is important

@rmfnord: If I was a ghost, I'd write "Happy Birthday" in blood on your wall for your birthday, cuz you may be cursed, but it's still your birthday.

@lil_escher: summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking

@ericaj1721: I'm always behind the person at McDonald's who acts like they've never seen the menu in their life