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@knot_eye: I was so happy my mail order bride arrived today.

My Wife wasn't.

She did say I can use the crate as a doghouse.

Odd, we don't own a dog.

I was so happy my mail order bride arrived today.

My Wife wasn’t.

She did say I can use the crate as a doghouse.

Odd, we don’t own a dog.

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