@mishakey: I was tailgating a slow driver earlier. He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn't work he turned his police lights on. Jerk.
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@DraggingFeeties: I'm just your average mom, trying to convince my kids that 4:45pm is indeed their bedtime, because I've had enough of their shit for one day
@LiamDrydenEtc: "Millennials are so entitled!" Aye well I don't see 20-somethings screaming for the manager because their coupon expired a month ago, Janet
@Reverend_Scott: Wolverine: [more mad than usual] I woke up today ON THE ROOF Prof. X: [glares at Magneto] Magneto: OH SURE IMMEDIATELY BLAME ME