@WheelTod: I was the beast man at my sister's wedding, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't wish that that was a typo.
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@JermHimselfish: The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I'm throwing pebbles at your face.
@illuminatedwndr: cop pulls me over 2nite. comes 2 my window n asks, Cop: "do you know y i pulled u over?" Me: "because Batman is catching all the criminals"
@better_off_dad: '....annnnnnd now you have TWO hours before you have to get up.' ~The monster under my bed
@dru0887: No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life.