@SummerRay: I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
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@SomthinBoutSara: Just watched a guy in a shirt that read "Jedi I am" trip on a curb and fall. Jedi you are not sir
@girlontapas: The Internet lets the world instantly know my thought but...they can't make a microwave that I can put metal in. Someone isn't trying.
@decentbirthday: Bowser: Honey, the toilet's clogged Wife: Call someone to fix it Bowser: *dialing number* Well this is gonna be awkward