@SummerRay: I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
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@bacon_gillepic: What if archeologists just matched the wrong bones and the t-Rex actually had super long arms
@BalakrishnanR: Made my day.. I have this digital scale in my bathroom. Everyday the first thing I do is weigh myself and it shows 68 Kgs. However, if I weigh myself after I wear my specs i see 88 kgs.. hence the specs weigh 20 kgs
@Shock_Monster: HR: Let's talk about why you were late today. Me: I told you! HR: DRAGONS AREN'T "RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION!" Me: Duh. That's why I was late.
@juliussharpe: Meet your girlfriend's brother then realize you're screwing the female version of a guy.