@Nahdude83: I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming.
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@mrtruthandsoul: I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman
@DanMentos: "You've reached 911" Knock knock "Sir ple-" Knock knock "This is not-" Knock knock "ok, who's there?" Ben "Ben who" Ben shot real bad "NICE"
@VerbsRProudest: I called someone persnickety today. He looked so taken aback. Some people can't handle that kind of hip vibe & powerful sensuality I guess.
@JazzJazzybc: Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.