@Bob_Janke: I was watching you while you slept. You look pretty stupid.
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@lawbsterfest: Kevin, children are allowed to order pizzas. You don't have to make the delivery guy think he's being shot at by gangsters. For christ sake.
@LuvPug: It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them.
@juliussharpe: Oscar Pistorius has the worst alibi ever. Who the hell would break into your house to rob your bathroom?