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@XplodingUnicorn: I was working in the yard.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake.

I hit it with a shovel.

I'm happy to report the garden hose is dead

I was working in the yard.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake.

I hit it with a shovel.

I’m happy to report the garden hose is dead

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