@BeTheCookie: I washed a man in Reno just to watch him dry.
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@seamussaid: if the neighbor kid is driving you nuts practicing saxophone you can complain or teach her Careless Whisper - maybe be a problem solver
@Reverend_Scott: Then my wife left me, I became an alcoholic and started making meth in my basement but anyway take one candy bar each kids. Happy Halloween.
@UnFitz: The first rule of Swim Club is don’t talk about Swim Club for at least 30 minutes after eating.