@GianDoh: I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one.
@PetrickSara: Me: Everyone should follow their true calling in life.
Husband: Shopping at Target isn’t a calling.
@68Cly29: Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly
@DraggingFeeties: The hardest part of making new friends is weeding out the people who just want to sell you leggings.
@trevso_electric: Guantanamo Bae
@Marlebean: Who named it "push-up bra" instead of "abracadabra" ??