@GianDoh: I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one.
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@Brampersandon_: [stand-up comic bombing] Comic: I guess I can tell you my joke about ghosts Audience: BOOOOOO! Comic: Oh ok you've heard that one before.