@just1fool: I wasn't dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi.
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@weinerdog4life: How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
@OhNoSheTwitnt: [Brings a snowball to a work meeting and tosses it at boss] I'm not trying to disprove the theory of global warming I just don't like you.
@joelu72: DOCTOR: a new study says the meds ur on cause hallucinations ME: oh LARGE MENACING CACTUS THAT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE: was it peer reviewed?