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@just1fool: I wasn't dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi.
@ThingsIGrewUpOn: But that's none of my business
@LeBearGirdle: "Hey mom can Kyle come over?"
mom: Kyle from your school or Kyle who is really bad at finishing other people's-
[From outside] LOOFAS!
@DanTaylorAuthor: Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers...
@LurkAtHomeMom: Nobody is hungrier than a child who's just been told it's time for bed.
@osigat: ? Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be... ?
Wait, hang on...my bad, those are vultures.