@eddiesteadyno: I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since.
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@Underchilde: “I don’t mean to tell you how to do your job, but...” —People who are found buried in the woods
@samuelhlowe: If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions.
@Ideal_Victoria: *crawls up from backseat* *slowly pulls off paper bag from head* What? No... I’m not embarrassed by your driving
@werehedgehog: *yawns so wide a bird flies into mouth* *closes mouth* *looks around to see if anyone noticed* *swallows bird* *acts like nothing happened*