@eddiesteadyno: I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since.
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@Sanbel11: Do you know that horrible feeling of guilt when you eat all your kids candy? Me neither.
@abbycohenwl: I moved to LA with nothing but the shirt on my back. No pants & I couldn't figure out how to get the shirt on my front. Soon I was jailed
@PastorBate: I've been washing my hair with Ranch dressing for 13 years because the bottle doesn't say not to do that.
@Tmoney68: If Twitter has done nothing else, it's trained me to spell words like diarrhea, gonorrhea & chlamydia without spell check.