@eddiesteadyno: I wasn't dropped as a baby, but I've been making up for it ever since.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@LittleMissZesty: No matter how good your raspberry body wash smells, don't be tempted to drizzle it over your ice cream. I've been burping bubbles for days.
@juliussharpe: I don't understand why people always fight becoming a zombie or vampire. Both seem awesome because you don't have to have a job.