@biggarf: I wasn't good enough for you in high school but suddenly after 5 kids a husband and 3 boyfriends I'm starting to look good eh?
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@djdarrellripley: Me: OMG, I haven't seen you in so long! Her: We've never met. Me: That long huh?
@markleggett: Celebrities are so rich because they save money every time they attend a movie premiere for free.
@mishakey: 4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree.
@Zombieionism: Apples greatest success is convincing the world they need a new phone, to replace the one you aren't making phone calls on, every year.