@MrsJekyllsHyde: I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 12 times if I was mad. Well, now I'm mad.
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@junejuly12: Nothing scarier than a server who takes multiple orders without writing anything down.
@halvewit: I think my neighbor is very sick. I have now seen him putting no less than six of his arms in his garbage over the past year.
@DelanieFischer: One of my favorite things about Walmart: the impulse buy is no longer a breathmint, it's an entire rotisserie chicken.
@daemonic3: WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel? ME: Actually I think it was- *cat makes throat slice gesture* -the wind