@capnmcfword: I wasn't trying to put you on a pedestal. I was trying to bend you over it.
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@canadasandra: When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is. Wrong. Importanter.
@Lisabug74: If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and barks like a pig, then I probably took too many pills.
@thatUPSdude: If you're buying your pregnancy test at the dollar store it's probably because he bought is his condoms there too.