@Thedudish: I wasted 400 years of my life trying to figure out if I was a vampire.
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@erikbransteen: Future Headline: “Trump Caught On Tape Eating Newborn Babies, Hillary Caught Using Friend's Netflix Password Undecideds Still On The Fence”
@ProdigyNelson: Me: hey girl r u an earthquake Her: aw bc I rock ur world? Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence
@RaynaTheGreat: All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love.