@monicaheisey: i watched a bunch of spy movies and developed this extremely accurate FBI floorplan
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@markydoodoo: [Yelp review for Mario Bros Plumbing] Ate my mushrooms, killed ALL my turtles, stole my coin collection. 1 star. -Bowser K.
@ramenfuneral: when i was a kid, i thought getting arrested for shoplifting meant getting in trouble for trying to carry a store like popeye or something
@PinkCamoTO: Helped a stranger at the gym write a break up text today so yeah, that English degree is really paying off.