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@GinGander: I watched her squeeze into the booth, finish 3 Egg McMuffins, & stand-up.

"My knees are killing me, it must be the cold weather," she said.

I watched her squeeze into the booth, finish 3 Egg McMuffins, & stand-up.

“My knees are killing me, it must be the cold weather,” she said.

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