@TheDreamGhoul: I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns
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@Mikecanrant: Aardvarks aare so aanoying. Aalmost everything theyre aasociated with is aanoying. I get Aangry just thinking aabout them. Aalso Aarons.
@TheAlexNevil: Me (to 7): Son, we... Wife (in earpiece): have to talk M: Have to talk W: about girls M: About grills W: NO M: NO W: IDIOT M: IDIOT
@Reverend_Scott: I only drink Smart Water now. I think it's really helping my... my head thinking thingie.