@TheDreamGhoul: I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns
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@donni: Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best
@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid
@lasergirl70: I keep checking my bank account like a hungry person checking an empty refrigerator. Neither one is going to magically be full.
@sarcastictroler: Best Friend: Best day of my life was the day I got married. Wbu? Me: *Recalling when I got free Pizza from Pizza Hut* Yes My Wedding Day