@MikeyHill_: I wear a cape because I'm Super Broke
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@causticbob: The kidnapper rang and said "£10,000 and you get your wife back" "Negotiate with him!" advised the policeman "£20,000 and she's all yours"
@Carbosly: Have we tried unplugging coma victims and plugging them in again? Works for my computer.
@iinkedZombie: Me: You have to be nice or Santa won't deliver any toys this year. 5: Me: 5: My brother lets me play with his.
@riklomas: ❎ Client not paid? ✅ Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until their site completely fades away