@xLiserx: I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework.
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@myonlymizztake: I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public.
@BadJordon: ME [struggling]: skinny jeans, skinny jeans, let me in SCARED DENIM: don't come back till you're thinny, thin, thin
@TitaniumToplass: Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do
@Mr_Kapowski: Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon