@xLiserx: I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework.
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@jwoodham: Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter.
@pleatedjeans: [Batman in tears] Catwoman left me Oh no what happened?! I left the door open and she just bolted