@xLiserx: I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework.
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@Skullcat: What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?
@proEXgirlfriend: People need to quit hating on women that breastfeed in public. I'm allowed to raise my cat however I want.
@WilliamAder: Every year on Valentine's Day, I put a smile on my wife's face by taking down the Christmas tree.
@NotthatAdamWest: It makes me a little sad that shaking a vending machine might be the closest I ever come to fighting a robot.